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"Spunk Arcade" novella free this week on Amazon

In the chaos of what the pandemic has done with my day-to-day life, I’d forgotten entirely about the recent publication of my new thing, a novella of gratuitous and outlandish gay male sex (including elements of caning, tentacle fucking and mpreg fucking with mutant boys). It’s probably not suitable for any audiences, but it is free this week for Kindle. A preview can be found below.

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“Kyler’s Lucid Wet Dream”

For some reason this piece of filthy fanfic that I wrote years ago has had actually had some readers on Wattpad, which is amazing because its fandom is super-niche and super-queer (combining SeaQuest, Star Trek and Terminator), and it opens with a scene of an alternate version of me being executed in William Faulkner’s fictional Yoknapatawpha County for the crime of fucking John Connor, and also refers to a remake of the film CANNIBAL FEROX directed by Wesley Crusher (who may be the Mirror Universe Wesley).

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Listen to this

Elizabeth Hand–that astonishingly good crafter of prose–was interviewed on This is Horror. The link is to the second half of a two-part interview, but once you’re there, you can skip back to part one if you want to hear it in order, though it’s fine to listen to part 2 first.

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about the The Mad Man (Delany)

I am about halfway through my first reading of Samuel Delany’s engrossing and challenging novel The Mad Man, which I heard someone call the actual sequel to Stars in My Pocket Like Grains of Sand, though it’s not science fiction and does not enter obviously the territory of that earlier novel. Delany shared on Facebook this very interesting dissertation that discusses it alongside Danielewski’s House of Leaves (among my perhaps top three favorite horror novels).

Click to access Burns_uncg_0154D_11801.pdf

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Random drawings of penises

I don’t draw a lot, even though I enjoy it. It’s because I suck at it, and I don’t choose good subject matter. But I figured I’d put these drawings here on my new site since they appear to have fallen afoul of the Tumblr penis-ban. The first three are of someone else’s dick, and the last is mine.

The human subject of this thought I was way off in suggesting that his dick is uncut (when it’s actually not). But he said he’d like to be uncut, so he kind of liked it.
This was a lurid concept of an ejaculation.
This one suggests (crudely) a barbell piercing of the frenum.
This one was adapted by my publisher into a little scene break icon for the print version of my Commander Jace and Unsuitable Boys five-book omnibus last year.